[After Ross and Emily's disastrous reception.]
You know, I think that went well.
It could've been worse; he could have shot her.
“The One After Ross Says Rachel” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (2), Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
All right, I'm gonna go say "hi" to the chick and the duck.
Oh, me too!
Why would you need to say "hi" to them? You've been feeding them for four days!
Oh... right. Maybe I'll just go home.
No, you're not an idiot, Ross. You're a guy very much in love.
Same difference.
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