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Friends · Season 2, Episode 20

“The One Where Old Yeller Dies” quotes from Friends

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“The One Where Old Yeller Dies” · Season 2, Episode 20

In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)

[Monica serves Chandler and Joey some leftover chicken.]

Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.

Well, how do you find clothes that fit?

Richard's really nice and everything. Uh... It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus, he's, you know... old--

[Monica glares at Chandler.]

--er than some people. But, uh, younger... than some buildings!

[Ross comes into Monica and Rachel's apartment, while he holds Ben.]

Ok, what the hell happened back there?

I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.

Well I'm sorry, I think about stuff. Ya know, I mean, you're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.

Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, we've been dating for six weeks!

C'mon, what, you never think about our future?

Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think what our children's names are gonna be! [Ross looks at her] You know what our children's names are gonna be!

No, no. I mean you know, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily, and I thought, I thought it might be good.

What was the book?

...The big book of children's names.

Okay, Ross, listen. What we have is amazing.

Yeah.

But I do not want everything decided for me! I spent my whole life like that. It's what I had with Barry. It was one of the reasons why I left. I like not knowing right now. And I'm sorry if that scares you, but if you wanna be with me you're gonna have to deal with that!

Okay, fine!

Thank you!

[Rachel turns around to leave.]

We're not done!

I didn't know that.

Then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough! 'Cause you're gonna have to deal with that.

Fine, I will!

Good, 'cause I love you!

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

Well, I love you too!

Well, it's the first time we said that!

Yes it is!

Well, I'm gonna kiss you!

Well you better!

[Ross comes closer to Rachel and they start kissing.]

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