A character in Fresh Meat
Played by Zawe Ashton
Fresh Meat · 30 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Fresh Meat: in 4 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: JP (2), Oregon (2)
I just haven't spoken to another human being in some time. Wind-drying Peking ducks.
VodRight.
Sorry, I've just got used to wearing trousers of the mind.
VodWell, maybe you should tuck your cock away while I make us a nice cup of tea.
I can't believe none of you have a car. Nothing. Not even a Fiat Panda. [handing his bags to Howard] Take these.
I notice that you don't have a car.
Uh, wrong, actually. I've got a BMW X1. I just can't drive it at the moment, because I've got points on my licence. Because apparently I was speeding. Apparently I was drunk.
VodStudents who drive cars are dicks.
[nervously] Er, yeah! Why?
Vod'Cause they're not students. You got a car and a sat nav. You're a ponce whose dad works in the city and sells nerve gas to fuckheads.
Argh! My shoelaces keep coming undone!
VodMy shoes are not to your liking? I'm so sorry I forced you to buy them.
Could you take my bag?
[Vod takes the bag and tucks under her arm, squeezing it a little. As she does so, there is the unmistakeable "beep-beep" of a car alarm being armed. Startled, she squeezes it again, switching off the alarm. Oregon nervously looks up towards a car whose lights are flashing]
Oh, that must've been my car keys. Oh, yeah! I've got a car!
Vod[uncomfortably, as she remembers her earlier comment] Oh. Right.
Oh, my God, I totally forgot I had a car! How cool is that? I feel like I've just won a car!
[Oregon walks up to the car and hugs it. Josie and Vod share looks of concern]
Hey, Vod. I'm just going door to door and wondered whether—quick cuddle?
VodChrist on a bendy bus, JP. Has it really come to this?
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