[Frasier is watching a daytime soap opera with Daphne and Martin]
Is this what you do when I'm not at home?
Not quite. When you're not home I can bloody well hear what they're saying!
You wouldn't want to miss a line of this dialogue: "Oh Zirconia, can't you see Stone doesn't love you, he loves Placenta!"
I don't think someone called "Frasier" should be pointing any fingers.
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