Frasier · Season 1, Episode 19
“Give Him the Chair!” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Frasier Crane (3), Martin Crane (2), Daphne Moon (1)
[Eddie is heard barking.]
What's the matter with him?
He saw your father's chair was gone, and he's afraid it means your father's gone, too. I think he suspects foul play.
[to Eddie] Oh, stop it! If I had stuck Dad's feet into a bucket of cement and thrown him into Puget Sound, you would have been the tiny little splash that followed him!
I just need a comfortable place to park my fanny.
How about Florida?
I heard that.
People seem to like this Lazyguy.
Lazyguy, I wonder what they call the deluxe version. The Hopeless Slackass?
Okay, I'll tell you what chair I want. I want the chair I was sitting in when I watched Neil Armstrong take his first step on the Moon. And when the U.S. hockey team beat the Russians in the '80 Olympics. I want the chair I was sitting in the night you called me to tell me I had a grandson. I want the chair I was in all those nights, when your mother used to wake me up with a kiss after I'd fallen asleep in front of the television. Y'know I still fall asleep in it. And every once in a while, when I wake up, I still expect your mother to be there, ready to lead me off to bed... Oh, never mind. It's only a chair.
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