Frasier and Daphne in “Give Him the Chair!”

Frasier

What's the matter with him?

Daphne

He saw your father's chair was gone, and he's afraid it means your father's gone, too. I think he suspects foul play.

Frasier

[to Eddie] Oh, stop it! If I had stuck Dad's feet into a bucket of cement and thrown him into Puget Sound, you would have been the tiny little splash that followed him!