[Frasier, the victim of Bulldog's latest prank, denies having been fooled, then hears a tape of himself]
[wailing] My car! Oh no, my caaaar! What did they do to you?! Oh, my baby...!
“Tales from the Crypt” · Season 10, Episode 5
In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Niles Crane (1), Martin Crane (1)
[Martin complains that Frasier makes practical jokes seem like work]
This is supposed to be fun! Like a day at the beach! Oh, you do this kind of thing all the time.
Like when?
Like the last time we went to the beach!
[Jason’s parents call round to Niles's apartment to sort things out]
BWBeverly White
It seems our children have been feuding. We're very embarrassed.
You're embarrassed? Meet our daughter. [gestures to Gertrude]
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