Frasier · Season 10, Episode 2
“Enemy at the Gate” · Season 10, Episode 2
In this episode: Frasier Crane (3), Niles Crane (2)
[Niles and Daphne have named their pet lovebirds after themselves]
This morning, when Daphne escaped, I just kept thinking, "What if she's hurt, or lost, or eaten by a cat?" Or worse: "What if she meets another bird who's more birdly than Niles but without the substance?"
Trust me: no one is more birdly than Niles.
[An angry driver waiting behind Frasier's car claims that only rich people can afford to behave the way he is doing]
My income, and the style of car which I drive, are irrelevant! Isn't that so, Niles?
Yes. [to the driver] I drive a Mercedes, and I would have paid ten minutes ago.
Well, it certainly wasn't my finest hour. I got in, realized I made a mistake and then tried like hell to get out. There was a lot of shouting and then a line started to form behind me. You'd be surprised how long 20 minutes can be when you're watching the clock. Fortunately, my brother was there to serve as moral support, and, let's face it, someone to talk to. At least, in the end, I got out of there without paying the four dollars!
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