DDanny
(About the giant mustard and ketchup ball) Help! It's Alive! Help!
S1 E12Of Slain Kings on Checkered Fields
CCheckmatey
Who drew these? (Drawing of fire-breathing cat)
My sister.
CCheckmatey
She look like you?
Taller.
CCheckmatey
But not prettier, because you are fine like the sunshine, and I...
(Ingrid twists Checkmatey's arm)
S1 E13A Forgotten Yesterday
I'm on entry. (Hands over the binoculars) Sonny, you take lookout.
(Skeptical) Fillmore, you're not going in there alone, are you?
No disrespect domino, but you'd just be in his way.
Ingrid, it's cool. Give Sonny your walkie. (Sonny gloatingly reaches for the walkie) Look, trust me on this (Leaps down).
Relax, sunshine. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
You two have done this before?
(Chuckles) Just a hundred times or so. Fillmore was once the top entry-man in the school. He was like a straight-up ghost (Fillmore silently runs behind the grill). (Fillmore hanging upside-down under a table and rolling away) He could get in and out of anywhere, steal anything. (Fillmore rises from underwater and swims out of the pool) Plain and simple, he was the best.
He still is the best, only now, it's for the good guys.
(Chuckles sarcastically) You really think you know him, don't you?
Beautiful. I knew you could do it man (villainously revs his watercraft as he moves away from Fillmore).
Sonny!
Sorry, C.
The evidence.
There is no evidence. Never was (opens book to reveal many CDs)
The term papers.
Thousands of them. I knew Rudy had 'em. I also knew you were the only person good enough to steal them from him. Bottom line, I needed you, C. (Bragging) Hey, check the getaway I jacked from the personal watercraft team.
It was you all along. The stuff that happened to my bike...
(Nonchalantly) What can I say? I knew you'd come to me for help, and when you did, I just pointed you towards Rudy.
And the helicopter?
I staged the whole thing to gain your trust. Beautiful, huh? The rest was easy. Once we got the location of the ledger, I made that little call to Peabody, and then, I planted the hall passes (Clips of Sonny being a snake playing all the while).
So you played me for a sucker?
Not really. I just know you, and I knew when push came to shove, you'd take that ledger. (Smugly) You're a thief, Fillmore, and you always will be. (Arrogantly) And do you wanna know the best part? You can't even go to the Safety Patrol now. Not unless you want to do some serious detention time. You took that ledger without a warrant.
(Jovially) Guess again, Sonny. This is a warrant to seize the ledger signed by Representative Peabody this afternoon.
(Incredulously) WHAT?!
(Hard) You made one mistake. You didn't erase the memory on your cellphone. Remember that anonymous call made to Peabody? Guess what phone it came from?
(In shock) No.
(Lifts shirt to reveal wire) And now that we got your confession on tape, I'd say it's over. (Into the wire) You reading this, Danny?
(Loudly and deliberately) Loud and clear.
(Looks at Peabody as if to say 'I told you so' and then to the walkie) Move in.
(On a loudspeaker from an oddly large boat) This is the Safety Patrol. We have you surrounded. Shut off your engine
Sorry, man. It's over.
Uh-uh. Not yet! (Awesome chase ensues)
SLSonny Lombard
I always said you were the best, Fillmore.
Believe that (Fillmore outmaneuvers Sonny, getting him caught on the hook of the boat).
SLSonny Lombard
(Booked, being taken to HQ) Hey, Fillmore. It didn't have to end like this.
You're right, Sonny, it didn't. When I went straight, man you should have come along with me. Because I got a better life now—and a better partner too. And I'm never going back to the way I was before. Never. Now that's beautiful (Fillmore jerks his head, prompting Anza and Tehama to get Sonny out of his sight).
(Looks to Ingrid) You ready to get out of here? (She smiles earnestly. The fist-bump and walk off together).
S2 E1The Currency of Doubt
Did you catch that vibe?
The nasty food vibe?
Not just nasty food, nasty British food.
Stay back, this won't be pretty. I'm putting on my cute face.
Oh, snap!
You sure took one for the team, Ingrid.
S2 E2The Shreds Fell Like Snowflakes
LLorenzo
(curled up in fetal position) Ay mamacita! Ay mamacita! Ay mamacita!
CCheri
Your mama sat on what? En Englais, por favor!
(about Frank's profiling skills) He was the best - just by looking at his shoe print he could tell you what the perp had for breakfast!
Let's see, things I'd like to see shredded...beef for loose meat sandwiches, any paperwork documenting my weight or age, oh, and one other thing, YOUR BADGE IF I DON'T SEE RESULTS!
TTehama
Okay. What the heck is that?
Uh, no offence, Danny, but that kinda looks like Tiger Woods on a very bad morning.
(squinting) Oh yeah, and that's his elbow...at least, I hope that's his elbow...
S2 E5Immune to All but Justice
We may not be able to officially bust you, but if you cause any more trouble in this school, the entire Safety Patrol is going to turn your life into a nightmare from which you will never wake. Am I making myself clear?
WCWinston Cotter
...yes, sir.
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