Fillmore quotes from Fillmore!

Fillmore

Goin' undercover's part of the gig, Ingrid.

Fillmore

"Dear Wayne, greetings from your old hometown man. Sorry haven’t written to you yet, but things been pretty busy down here in Safety patrol. For the best officer of the force had moved to Tennessee. By the way, I'm talking about you. A lot of stuffs had gone since you left. Thought I tell you about it. Last time we saw each other I call you seeing me at the stop of the bus school".

Fillmore

A tripod couldn't represent like you just did, O'Farrell. Remember that.

Fillmore

You sure took one for the team, Ingrid.

Fillmore

(to Penny after he found out what she did) And one last thing babe...that chicken was dry, real dry.

Ingrid

The S.A.T.T.Y. 9. Has there been anything more pointless?

Ban Lobstee the Lobster! Make X Middle School get a new mascot! Stop crustacean exploitation!

Fillmore

(Beat) You tell me.

Fillmore

(in the phone)Fillmore. Huh, not now, the duck is in ear shot. Peace.

Ingrid

Fillmore, you know me pretty well.

Fillmore

I'd say very well.

Ingrid

Uhuh,so how can you think you could pull over on me. Listen, I know all you guys are shipping in getting me a scooter for my birthday.

Fillmore

Your birthday is coming up?

Ingrid

You guys can't get me a scooter.

Fillmore

Oh, yeah. We can.

Ingrid

Fillmore, everybody is gonna think that I'm trying to be in the scoot bandwagon.

Fillmore

Ingrid, you have an Abe Lincoln lunch box, since when do you care what everybody thinks?

Ingrid

Hey, Abe Lincoln is coo- oh, good point.

Principal Folsom

The last thing I want to see is 12 hundred kids having to take it over.

We'll have to take it over?! The SATTY-9, or the Sensless Aptitude Tryout Tested Yearly, was the hardest test I've ever taken! It took three hours! I saw spots! (with French accent) I developed this spontaneous French accent! (normal voice) I can't take it again! I can't! (Fillmore splashes water in his face)

Fillmore

Check yourself, Willie. You don't want to take this test again, and we don't want to either, so it's not going to happen. We're on it.

Fillmore

(Cutting off Seth's escape route) Ingrid! We take Seth back to HQ, and then we talk (cut to Safety Patrol HQ) You were gonna let him go.

Ingrid

I thought about it... but I was going to get him

Fillmore

You almost didn't. Ingrid, we're partners. Be straight with me

Ingrid

I know Seth. he's creative. he does these cool little cartoons about a pig named Schmoogoogey. He invented a candy bar wallet that keeps them from melting in your pocket. But you don't see that in a S.A.T.T.Y. 9 score

Cool. *weeping* level 26

Ingrid

For a second, I just thought, maybe the world would be better off without those answer sheets.

Fillmore

That test may be beat, but there's a right way to fight it. Protesting. Giant banners. Editorials. Hard jams with harder rhymes. Going the other way is a sucker move. We have a job. We don't make the rules.

Ingrid

(Indignant) I only forgot that for a second.

Fillmore

(Forlorn) But Ingrid, you forgot that.

Fillmore

(While leaving school) Sorry we had to give you your birthday present a day early.

Ingrid

It was a nice non-surprise. Fillmore, about what went down on the bridge...

Fillmore

Hey, it was a bridge you had to cross. Now you're on the other side

Ingrid

I am. But I'd still like to see that stupid test go down.

Fillmore

Don't we all. But Ingrid, what can you do?

Ingrid

Something.

Fillmore

I don't think that's against the rules, at least any of the rules I know. *Laughs* Hey, let's get some egg rolls. You're buying.

Ingrid

*pulls out scooter and puts on gear while looking at Fillmore*

Fillmore

Ingrid, you can't ride that on school grounds.

Ingrid

Oh sure I can. Watch!

Fillmore

You're gonna let me take a turn right?

Ingrid

Only if you catch me... *rides off*

Shut up and call my mother!

Fillmore

Trust me, I'll get right on that.

Ingrid

Don't let him get to you, Fillmore.

Fillmore

Too late! Dog that kid is bad news!

Fillmore

This ain't good.

'Isn't'.

Fillmore

Isn't.

Fillmore

Sorry man, I was comin' up to— Hey, Vallejo. Is this your card?

Vallejo

My what? (nearly

Vallejo

(baffled) Whoa, Fillmore. Nice catch! Thanks.

Fillmore

Huh, listen man, ain't no thing but a chicken on a string.

Vallejo

Huh?

Fillmore

(Smugly) Exactly! Uh, you okay? Oh, and uh, could you sign this communications report?

Fillmore

Cool. Brief away, baby.

Vallejo

She likes playing Red Robin, Fillmore. She likes it a lot.

Fillmore

Just what are you driving at, Vallejo?

Vallejo

Maybe something, maybe nothing... Just keep an eye on your partner, Fillmore.