Vallejo quotes from Fillmore!

Vallejo

Principal Folsom isn't sure whether to give you guys a commendation or to give you detention. On the one hand, you put Stainless away. But on the other hand, you destroyed an entire shipment of brushed steel stalls, you ruined a month's supply of macaroni, and you allowed the most notorious graffiti vandal in the history of the school to escape.

Vallejo

Of all the days you picked to tick Folsom off!

Vallejo

If your not gonna replace Thelonius, can you at least flush him or somethin'?

Vallejo

Uh...Fillmore...please tell me that's not my bike.

Vallejo

(about Frank's profiling skills) He was the best - just by looking at his shoe print he could tell you what the perp had for breakfast!

Vallejo

Is that - for me?

Got your name on it.

Vallejo

Beautiful... You just keep your elbows in, and your eyes focused on the target.

Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.

(chimes in) Life is but a Dreeeaaammm!

That one's got attitude.

Vallejo

That one is also the best.

Ingrid

Um, Elliot? The reason to wear boxers is to avoid mooning strangers. Maybe you should get some new ones. Or maybe a big patch.

Vallejo

People, can we cover Elliot's butt please?

Fillmore

Sorry man, I was comin' up to— Hey, Vallejo. Is this your card?

Vallejo

My what? (nearly

Vallejo

(baffled) Whoa, Fillmore. Nice catch! Thanks.

Fillmore

Huh, listen man, ain't no thing but a chicken on a string.

Vallejo

Huh?

Fillmore

(Smugly) Exactly! Uh, you okay? Oh, and uh, could you sign this communications report?

Fillmore

Cool. Brief away, baby.

Vallejo

No other volunteers? (beat) Put your hand down, O'Farrell.

But I already got the outfit! What am I supposed to do with this wig?

Vallejo

Lots of things.

Vallejo

She likes playing Red Robin, Fillmore. She likes it a lot.

Fillmore

Just what are you driving at, Vallejo?

Vallejo

Maybe something, maybe nothing... Just keep an eye on your partner, Fillmore.

Vallejo

(after Fillmore and he saw Ingrid 'wrap' Jamie)Ingrid might be in over her head.

Fillmore

I think she's playing the part.

Vallejo

You see what she did to that kid? She was smiling.

Fillmore

Yeah, she was. To make it look good.

Vallejo

You wanna know the truth? I didn't want to put Ingrid on that case. Not because she's new, but because she's

Fillmore

Hey, Vallejo, neither are you.

Vallejo

She doesn't run with a crowd. Now she's got one! You're her friend, you're close, and I thought that was enough! But the thing is, I made that mistake before...

Vallejo

Back in the seventh grade I was partnered with a safety patroller who was sent undercover as a Red Robin. She was a lot like Ingrid; very smart, her own person. But being around that kinda group, she turned, Fillmore. I tried to talk her out of it, (wistfully) but... no dice. She's now the head of the Red Robins.

Fillmore

Malika... snap!

Fillmore

Why didn't you tell me.

Vallejo

I'm telling you now. I don't want to lose Ingrid the way I lost Malika. I thought things would be different, maybe Ingrid was stronger-

Fillmore

She is stronger.

Vallejo

Thing is, I don't know if it's about strong, Fillmore. Malika was smart. Like Ingrid. Quirky, out of the mainstream. But unlike Ingrid, she was in a couple clubs. Head of the unicycle squad, president of the A/V club, (hesitantly) and... of course... she was a-

Fillmore

safety patroller.

Vallejo

Even then, the Robins took it all away from her. She sold her unicycle, disbanded the A/V club, and now only has one passion; the Red Robins. I don't want that to happen to Ingrid!

Fillmore

(Determined) Oh it won't happen to Ingrid. I'll make sure.

Vallejo

(Challenging) I don't know if it's your decision, Fillmore.

Fillmore

I'm gonna go talk to Ingrid.

Vallejo

Nice walkie... Wait a second, you couldn't have gotten those without my signature... Communications report!

Fillmore

Shh. Did you hear that? Sounded like someone calling for help... Out there. We better check it out. (He and Ingrid rush outside)

Vallejo

(turns around) Where? I didn't... (Turns back to see they're gone.) FILLMORE!

Sonny

Beautiful. I knew you could do it man (villainously revs his watercraft as he moves away from Fillmore).

Fillmore

Sonny!

Sonny

Sorry, C.

Fillmore

The evidence.

Sonny

There is no evidence. Never was (opens book to reveal many CDs)

Fillmore

The term papers.

Sonny

Thousands of them. I knew Rudy had 'em. I also knew you were the only person good enough to steal them from him. Bottom line, I needed you, C. (Bragging) Hey, check the getaway I jacked from the personal watercraft team.

Fillmore

It was you all along. The stuff that happened to my bike...

Sonny

(Nonchalantly) What can I say? I knew you'd come to me for help, and when you did, I just pointed you towards Rudy.

Fillmore

And the helicopter?

Sonny

I staged the whole thing to gain your trust. Beautiful, huh? The rest was easy. Once we got the location of the ledger, I made that little call to Peabody, and then, I planted the hall passes (Clips of Sonny being a snake playing all the while).

Fillmore

So you played me for a sucker?

Sonny

Not really. I just know you, and I knew when push came to shove, you'd take that ledger. (Smugly) You're a thief, Fillmore, and you always will be. (Arrogantly) And do you wanna know the best part? You can't even go to the Safety Patrol now. Not unless you want to do some serious detention time. You took that ledger without a warrant.

Fillmore

(Jovially) Guess again, Sonny. This is a warrant to seize the ledger signed by Representative Peabody this afternoon.

Sonny

(Incredulously) WHAT?!

Fillmore

(Hard) You made one mistake. You didn't erase the memory on your cellphone. Remember that anonymous call made to Peabody? Guess what phone it came from?

Sonny

(In shock) No.

Fillmore

(Lifts shirt to reveal wire) And now that we got your confession on tape, I'd say it's over. (Into the wire) You reading this, Danny?

(Loudly and deliberately) Loud and clear.

Vallejo

(Looks at Peabody as if to say 'I told you so' and then to the walkie) Move in.

Ingrid

(On a loudspeaker from an oddly large boat) This is the Safety Patrol. We have you surrounded. Shut off your engine

Fillmore

Sorry, man. It's over.

Sonny

Uh-uh. Not yet! (Awesome chase ensues)

Vallejo

We may not be able to officially bust you, but if you cause any more trouble in this school, the entire Safety Patrol is going to turn your life into a nightmare from which you will never wake. Am I making myself clear?

...yes, sir.