(to Penny after he found out what she did) And one last thing babe...that chicken was dry, real dry.
S2 E5Immune to All but Justice
S2 E6The Nineteenth Hole is a Shallow Grave
(deeply bothered) That's *my* business.
ITIngrid Third
(annoyed)Ooh, didn't realize I was dealing with tortured Fillmore today. It's cool. Late.
(shows Ingrid his golf club with 6 notches scratched into it) These notches are 6 peoples lives I'd ruined: It was the 6th Grade, back when I was a delinquent; I'd always been good at mini golf, and I decided to throw-in with the school team, but because of my little discipline problems, I wasn't even allowed to try-out. 'Since they didn't let me try-out, I decided to stamp them out. All of them. I challenged the whole team to a match, betting each of them everything they had; CDs, video games, their trophies, you name it. It wasn't about the swag; I only had 1 thing on my mind--destroying their Game: Ingrid, mini golf is 100% Mental; I played the holes to break them; I made it look like the greens broke differently; I swung my arm slow, but hit fast, and made it look the windmill was standing still. They didn't know what hit them. I beat them so-badly, so-completely, it's like... there was nothing of them left. I Took Them Out. They never played the game again. And, until this case, neither had I.
Fillmore, that was a long time ago. You did something harsh, and it hurts; That's how your paying the price for it. But Don't make other people pay that price. You are the only one who can take Biggie down. You're the only one who can stop him. 'You don't, and you may as well put some notches for All of us.
S2 E8The Unseen Reflection
I'm only through book eight. I didn't even get a chance to become disillusioned.
FILLMORE! Why did I get a bill from the art lab for 10 plastic chairs, 8 wooden easels, a velvet couche, AND A SPEAR?!
(chuckles nervously) They don't make 'em like they used to?
(chuckles sarcastically) Cut the chuckles!
TTrace
Daylight kills vamps, and that's with the ozone layer. I mean, a vampire astronaut in space? Hello? What about the sun?
Trace and TQ working in tandem tried to trash Torrie and Terri's attempts to take the trophy together.
Fillmore! Why did I receive a bill for 68 trashed monster novels and a zombie standee?!
Relax, Vallejo. Mimey here has offered to put on a show, and donate the proceeds to pay for the damages.
(over walkie) Fillmore, I need help. I'm tracking a perp on foot. He's stolen a ten foot ladder, and he's heading for the ceramics club.
(looking terrified) Ceramics club? Ten foot ladder?!
(to Ingrid) On my way. (to Vallejo) Sorry, bro, duty calls.
(still looking terrified, with the mime mimicking him) Wait, uh, Fillmore... Maybe we should...
You know, Vallejo, you worry too much. When I get back, I got a tea that just might fix that. (Runs off)
(with the mime STILL mimicking him) FILLMORE! (Vallejo stares off into space, while the mime continues acting) Stop that. (The mime pauses, then stands upright)
S2 E10Play On, Maestro, Play On
X Middle School Safety Patrol, hold your horseshoes!
I need these clever headlines to stop!
S2 E11A Dark Score Evened
(talking about Fiona's fashion list) She always puts me down on the "worst dressed list". I don't know why.
(He stands up wearing a kilt, out-of-date shoes, and a pair of novelty, over-sized sunglasses)
BBecca
(on the fashion display) ...They're man-capris. You know, to go with the man-halter.
DODanny O'Farrel
It's clean. The girl's bathroom is clean! Why is the boy's room such a pit?! It smells like lavender in here. I love lavender!
HHorace
I'm not a bully! I'm a computer geek!
S2 E12Field Trip of the Just
Polly want to confess what you saw between 10:26 and 10:31 this morning? Huh? Do you, Polly?
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