Ingrid quotes from Fillmore!

Ingrid

I didn't need that in my photographic memory.

Ingrid

Judy Blume doesn't have a subtext, but she is very good.

Ingrid

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop "tooting" so close to us!

Ingrid

This. School. Stinks.

Ingrid

How dare you bring a "Dancey Lads" pin into my house!

Ingrid

Trace and TQ working in tandem tried to trash Torrie and Terri's attempts to take the trophy together.

Ingrid

X Middle School Safety Patrol, hold your horseshoes!

I ain't goin' out like Charles Laskey, know what I'm sayin'?

Ingrid

Who's Charles Laskey?

That's what I'm sayin', know what I'm sayin'?

I can't help you there. I don't believe in indoor plumbing, and I have never set foot in a school bathroom. I always go out-

Ingrid

Uh. Don't even wanna know.

Are you reading those?

Ingrid

Photographic memory.

Ingrid

The S.A.T.T.Y. 9. Has there been anything more pointless?

Ban Lobstee the Lobster! Make X Middle School get a new mascot! Stop crustacean exploitation!

Fillmore

(Beat) You tell me.

Fillmore

(in the phone)Fillmore. Huh, not now, the duck is in ear shot. Peace.

Ingrid

Fillmore, you know me pretty well.

Fillmore

I'd say very well.

Ingrid

Uhuh,so how can you think you could pull over on me. Listen, I know all you guys are shipping in getting me a scooter for my birthday.

Fillmore

Your birthday is coming up?

Ingrid

You guys can't get me a scooter.

Fillmore

Oh, yeah. We can.

Ingrid

Fillmore, everybody is gonna think that I'm trying to be in the scoot bandwagon.

Fillmore

Ingrid, you have an Abe Lincoln lunch box, since when do you care what everybody thinks?

Ingrid

Hey, Abe Lincoln is coo- oh, good point.

Ingrid

Um, Elliot? The reason to wear boxers is to avoid mooning strangers. Maybe you should get some new ones. Or maybe a big patch.

Vallejo

People, can we cover Elliot's butt please?

Fillmore

(Cutting off Seth's escape route) Ingrid! We take Seth back to HQ, and then we talk (cut to Safety Patrol HQ) You were gonna let him go.

Ingrid

I thought about it... but I was going to get him

Fillmore

You almost didn't. Ingrid, we're partners. Be straight with me

Ingrid

I know Seth. he's creative. he does these cool little cartoons about a pig named Schmoogoogey. He invented a candy bar wallet that keeps them from melting in your pocket. But you don't see that in a S.A.T.T.Y. 9 score

Cool. *weeping* level 26

Ingrid

For a second, I just thought, maybe the world would be better off without those answer sheets.

Fillmore

That test may be beat, but there's a right way to fight it. Protesting. Giant banners. Editorials. Hard jams with harder rhymes. Going the other way is a sucker move. We have a job. We don't make the rules.

Ingrid

(Indignant) I only forgot that for a second.

Fillmore

(Forlorn) But Ingrid, you forgot that.

Ingrid

Um, Elliott?

What?

Ingrid

Here's your candy back. (Spills malt balls)

Whoa! (Slips on the candy and falls to the ground)

Ingrid

You should stay away from that stuff. It's real bad for ya.