Fillmore! quotes

Vallejo

(after Fillmore and he saw Ingrid 'wrap' Jamie)Ingrid might be in over her head.

Fillmore

I think she's playing the part.

Vallejo

You see what she did to that kid? She was smiling.

Fillmore

Yeah, she was. To make it look good.

Vallejo

You wanna know the truth? I didn't want to put Ingrid on that case. Not because she's new, but because she's

Fillmore

Hey, Vallejo, neither are you.

Vallejo

She doesn't run with a crowd. Now she's got one! You're her friend, you're close, and I thought that was enough! But the thing is, I made that mistake before...

Vallejo

Back in the seventh grade I was partnered with a safety patroller who was sent undercover as a Red Robin. She was a lot like Ingrid; very smart, her own person. But being around that kinda group, she turned, Fillmore. I tried to talk her out of it, (wistfully) but... no dice. She's now the head of the Red Robins.

Fillmore

Malika... snap!

Fillmore

Why didn't you tell me.

Vallejo

I'm telling you now. I don't want to lose Ingrid the way I lost Malika. I thought things would be different, maybe Ingrid was stronger-

Fillmore

She is stronger.

Vallejo

Thing is, I don't know if it's about strong, Fillmore. Malika was smart. Like Ingrid. Quirky, out of the mainstream. But unlike Ingrid, she was in a couple clubs. Head of the unicycle squad, president of the A/V club, (hesitantly) and... of course... she was a-

Fillmore

safety patroller.

Vallejo

Even then, the Robins took it all away from her. She sold her unicycle, disbanded the A/V club, and now only has one passion; the Red Robins. I don't want that to happen to Ingrid!

Fillmore

(Determined) Oh it won't happen to Ingrid. I'll make sure.

Vallejo

(Challenging) I don't know if it's your decision, Fillmore.

Fillmore

I'm gonna go talk to Ingrid.

You could have been a part of the greatest organization in the school!

Ingrid

(putting on her sash) I already am.

Ah, yes. Ingrid. Technically, you're still too new.

Uh, she can have my place! She can have whatever she wants!

Vallejo

Nice walkie... Wait a second, you couldn't have gotten those without my signature... Communications report!

Fillmore

Shh. Did you hear that? Sounded like someone calling for help... Out there. We better check it out. (He and Ingrid rush outside)

Vallejo

(turns around) Where? I didn't... (Turns back to see they're gone.) FILLMORE!

Vallejo

Of all the days you picked to tick Folsom off!

Ingrid

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop "tooting" so close to us!

Danny O'Farrell

Oh merciful pancakes! Did I say pancakes? Oh why did I say pancakes?

Folsom

I don't want your promises, I want answers!

Vallejo

If your not gonna replace Thelonius, can you at least flush him or somethin'?

Fillmore

Goin' undercover's part of the gig, Ingrid.

I almost made it out until someone decided to read War and Peace in one sitting!

I'm on page 220!

Fillmore

"Dear Wayne, greetings from your old hometown man. Sorry haven’t written to you yet, but things been pretty busy down here in Safety patrol. For the best officer of the force had moved to Tennessee. By the way, I'm talking about you. A lot of stuffs had gone since you left. Thought I tell you about it. Last time we saw each other I call you seeing me at the stop of the bus school".

Fillmore

You're always by the book.

You threw out my book.

Hi! Suprised ya? I'm Sherri Shatler, with the X Middle School Welcome Wagon. Welcome Ingrid Third!

Ingrid

Uh... Hi. Thank you? Can you tell me why all the kids are looking at me like...

-Like you transferred from Lameville? Sure! First, You're new. Second, you dress differently. Third, It's only a matter of time before kids learn you're the smartest kid in school! Yeah, I looked at your transcript. Now here's an "X" shaped cookie! It's X-Middle School-Licious! I'll see you at the intro later today! So longsees!

Ingrid

...Intro?

Ingrid

This. School. Stinks.