"Dear Wayne, greetings from your old hometown man. Sorry haven’t written to you yet, but things been pretty busy down here in Safety patrol. For the best officer of the force had moved to Tennessee. By the way, I'm talking about you. A lot of stuffs had gone since you left. Thought I tell you about it. Last time we saw each other I call you seeing me at the stop of the bus school".
You're always by the book.
WWayne
You threw out my book.
CCheerleader
Hi! Suprised ya? I'm Sherri Shatler, with the X Middle School Welcome Wagon. Welcome Ingrid Third!
Uh... Hi. Thank you? Can you tell me why all the kids are looking at me like...
CCheerleader
-Like you transferred from Lameville? Sure! First, You're new. Second, you dress differently. Third, It's only a matter of time before kids learn you're the smartest kid in school! Yeah, I looked at your transcript. Now here's an "X" shaped cookie! It's X-Middle School-Licious! I'll see you at the intro later today! So longsees!
...Intro?
This. School. Stinks.
KKid
I was just on my may to class when the hallway started to reek so very badly...
Some room! I practically spent my first two months of school here... 'Til that is, my former partner Wayne drafted me out of delinquency and into the safety patrol. You're lying, Ingrid. You didn't do it, and I can prove it.
So what? Listen. They're gonna expell me, and I want out. Why would I wanna stay here?
I have an ATM tape that proves you weren't anywhere near the school when the stink bomb went off!
And I have an eggplant that looks like Fred Durst! Did you hear me? I don't care. I just wanna forget you people!
Don't say "you people"! Because THIS person's been out there, busting his tail trying to clear YOUR name. And what do I get in return? a messed up eggplant. (Ingrid smiles) Well, what's that?! Joan of Arc cracked a smile! Ingrid, you didn't do it. Don't take the fall because of a hundred fools who want easy answers! You got a friend at X, me.
...You know. I was thinking, if one person other than the Welcome Wagon Girl is the least bit nice to me by two o' clock? I wouldn't confess to doing something I didn't do.
I would've been here earlier, but... I was busy trying to clear a friend's name. Cornelius Fillmore.
Ingrid Third.
Are you reading those files?
Yeah, photographic memory... This school, you got kids with slingshots, baseball card sharks, test paper peddlers... But you don't have any rebels.
That's why you've gotta stick around.
LLenny
By Don King's hair, that's her!
How dare you bring a "Dancey Lads" pin into my house!
Locked!... Where did you learn how to pick-
You know how my records list that I spent a year in Nepal? They didn't say that I was at a reform school. What? I didn't think it was pertinent to your investigation.
What were you in for?
A number of things... Including an incident with a stink bomb and a piñata.
You're right. It wasn't pertinent.
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