Vera Rutledge, Alexis and others in “Extracurricular Activities”

I just can't tell you how disappointed I am in you both. The two of you have always been campus leaders. Right now, I'm dealing with overcrowded classrooms, tuition increases and the Cuesta Verde Conquistadors are going 0 for 12 this year. The last thing I need on my plate is a sorority love tape scandal. Girls! I can't get involved with this right now!

We are so mortified, Dean Rutledge.

Don't worry. We'll take care of it.

Good. Now, I trust you ladies will handle this with the high standards that I've instilled in you in the last four years.

Of course.

Now, if you'll excuse me.