Firstly, of course, I would like to apologize for keeping you waiting so long. But I bet you're wondering what you're both doing here, right?
No kidding, Sherlock.
Well... you do have a temper on you, don't you? See, I invited you both here to give you a chance to move on with the rest of your life.
I'm so gone. [starts to leave]
[stops Tiffany from leaving] Shut up and listen.
Yeah, I think you should listen to her. Or, of course, I could just call the authorities and tell them about Jay Roma.
Who?
Don't be coy, darling. The world may not miss a smut peddler like that, but it still won't get you off with the cops. [turns to Violet] And you, Violet. You're not as sweet and innocent as you look, are you?
Ooh, someone messed with the wrong nurse. Eh, chica?
How do you know all this?
Because I'm the Amazing Mysterium! And I know all.
What do you want with us, Mr. Amazing?
What do I want? What could I possibly want? What could I want? How about... money! That's exactly what I want.
Well, you better take another look into your crystal ball, because I'm not an ATM. I'm broke.
And I'm still trying to pay off my student loans.
So you've got the wrong chica, ese.
[slams the table with his hand] Well, then you better find some money fast!! Both of you got 48 hours or the next time you sit down with somebody, it'll be with a public defender! [calms down] Why don't you just think about it a little bit, OK? Good afternoon, ladies. I hope you enjoy the show.
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