Mrs Richards
[Leaving the room] I can get down stairs by myself.
Basil
"Down" the stairs? Oh well, don't stop when you get to the basement! Keep straight on! Give my regards to the Earth's core!
Sybil
[to Mrs Richards] Are you sure you can manage?
Basil
If you give us any more trouble I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress!
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