Madam, may I ask do you have a hearing aid?
What?
[shouting] A hearing aid!
Yes I do have a hearing aid!
Would you like me to get it mended?
Mended? It's working perfectly fine.
No it isn't!
I haven't got it turned on at the moment.
Why not?
The battery runs out. Now what sort of reduction are you prepared to give me on this room?
[whispering] 60% if you turn it on.
What?!
My wife handles all such matters, she'll be delighted to discuss it with you.
I will.
(muttering) you heard that all right didn't you...
[Mrs Richards comes down the stairs]
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Fawlty Towers quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Fawlty Towers pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.