Father Ted, Sister Assumpta and others in “Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading”

Father Ted

Sister Assumpta, you know we really are only up for the basic booze, fags and rollerblading deal. I mean, the getting up early thing is great but- This is water.

Sister Assumpta

That's right.

Father Ted

....Alright, alright, having a bit of a laugh with the big thickos from the island. Where's our real breakfast?

Father Dougal

Ted, I'd love a pop-tart.

Father Ted

Yes, Father Dougal likes his pop tarts first thing in the morning.

Sister Assumpta

I really don't think pop tarts have any place in our Lord's plan for the world.

Father Ted

I think they have as much a place as anything else. Maybe our Lord doesn't take a personal interest in them but I'm sure He delegates them to someone almost as important.

Father Dougal

What about....Frosties?

Father Ted

Again, same thing: He might not have come up with the idea but He'd be the one who'd give them the green light.

Father Dougal

Oh right. But if you take something like, say, Sugar Puffs, now or Lucky Charms-

Sister Assumpta

FATHERS, COULD YOU PLEASE- Could you please stop having that conversation, finish your breakfast and come outside for your daily punishment.