Father Jack and Father Ted in “Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading”

(having sobered up) Where are the other two?

"Other two?" Oh, the old vision's back to normal. No, it's just us Father.

And what do you two do?

Well, we're priests.

What? Priests? Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!

How are you feeling, Father? It must be great to be sober every once in a while. Or... every twelve years.