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Father Ted · Season 2

Nun and Father Ted in “Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading”

Nun

On special offer this month we have the Lenten package. £150 - plus V.A.T. - plus booking fee, that's £200.

Father Ted

£200?! I'm not trying to buy cocaine!

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