Father, while you were out for your walk, we had a phone call. I think you were supposed to do a funeral today...
[horrified] The funeral! I completely forgot all about it!
It's alright! Father McGuire said he'd do it.
[calming down] That's ok so... [realises what she said and panics] DOUGAL'S DOING A FUNERAL! YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL!
[cut to a cemetery, where the hearse is sticking out of the open grave, and on fire, with the coffin propped up against it. Paramedics help the funeralgoers to safety, while a soot-faced undertaker glares at Dougal]
Sorry about that.
[the hearse explodes in a massive fireball]
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