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Mrs Doyle, Priest and others in “A Christmassy Ted”

[Mrs Doyle is trying to guess the name of a priest who is attending the Golden Cleric award ceremony]

Mrs Doyle

Father Andy Riley.

PPriest

No.

Mrs Doyle

Father Desmond Coyle. [priest shakes head] Father George Byrne? Father David Nicholson? Father Declan Lynch?

PPriest

I'll give you a clue.

Mrs Doyle

NO CLUES!! I'll get it in a second. Father Ken Sweeney? Father Neil Hannon? Father Keith Cullen? Father Ciaran Donnelly? Father Mick McEvoy? Father Jack White?

[fade out and back in; Mrs Doyle still guessing]

Mrs Doyle

Father Henry Bigbigging? Father Hank Tree? Father Hiroshima Twinkie? Father Stig Bubblecard? Father Johnny Hellzapoppin’? Father Luke Duke? Father Billy Fury? Father Chewy Louie? Father John Hoop? Father Hairycake Lynam? Father Rabulah Conundrum? Father Peewee Stairmaster? Father Tighthead Lips? Father Jemima Ractoole? Father Jerry Twig? Father Spodo Komodo? Father Cannabranna Lammer? Father Todd Unctious?

PPriest (Father Todd Unctious)

YES! Well done!

[Mrs Doyle looks very pleased with herself]

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