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Dougal and Ted in “A Christmassy Ted”

(Ted is having a pleasant dream when Dougal wakes him up)

Dougal

[Excitedly] Ted! Ted!

Ted

[startled] Wah! What?! What?!

Dougal

[holding out a bag of peanuts] Would you like a peanut?

Ted

A peanut? You woke me up to offer me a peanut?! God, Dougal!

Dougal

Sorry Ted.

Ted

Go to bed!

(Ted falls asleep and starts dreaming again. He is running terrified down a hill, being chased by giant peanuts)

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