(The Matty Hyslop group have sent a nun around to help them keep their Lenten vows)
Hello there. (Ted realises who it is) Ah! Sister Assumpta!
(shakes Ted's hand) Hello Father!
Dougal! Do you remember Sister Assumpta?
(pause)
Ah no.
She was here last year. And then we stayed with her in the convent back in Kildare. Do you remember it?
(Dougal shakes his head. No)
Ah you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper.
(Dougal shakes his head)
You must remember all that! And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah you must remember it Dougal!
(Assumpta and Ted look eagerly at Dougal, who continues to be confused and not remember)
And when you were accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!
(pause)
And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
(Dougal shakes his head)
Do you remember? You can't remember any of that?
(Dougal shakes his head)
The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers? You don't remember?
(Dougal shakes his head)
You were wearing your blue jumper.
(suddenly remembers) Ahhhh! Sister Assumpta! (shakes her hand)
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