(Ted and Dougal are asleep in bed. Dougal is talking in his sleep... dreaming that he is a contestant on Countdown)
Consonant please Carol.... Vowel... another consonant.
(Ted is awake)
Vowel. Consonant.
(Ted turns the light on and gets up)
Richard. Where you going?
Dougal, I am not Richard Whiteley. Go back to sleep. You're dreaming.
(Ted leaves the room and turns the light off)
Consonant. Put your clothes back on, Carol, I can't concentrate.
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