(Father Dougal and Father Damien Lennon have finished playing football and are standing in front of Damien's parochial house)
(smoking) Here, you want one? (offers cigarette to Dougal)
Ah no thanks Father Lennon.
(Father Damien puts cigarettes back into his pocket)
What time's your tea ready?
Frosty usually has it about six.
Who?
(annoyed). Frosty! Father Frost!
(incredibly impressed by Damien's attitude) Oh wow! "Frosty"! Brilliant!
(Father Damien flicks cigarette from his hand out of the frame)
What do you call your fella?
Who, Ted? Just Ted.
(Father Damien looks very unimpressed)
But it's the way I say it, you know?
He's an awful eejit isn't he?
(pauses) Yeah.
(In the background, Father Frost walks out of the parochial house)
Which one do you prefer, Oasis or Blur?
Blur.
(shocked) What???
Oasis! I mean Oasis!
(in the background) Father Damien, your tea is ready!
(yelling) I'LL BE IN INNA MINUTE!
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