Father Dougal
God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted
No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there.
Father Dougal
Whole of this Catholic thing is a bit of a puzzler, isn't it Ted?
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