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Father Ted · Season 2

Father Jack and Father Ted in “Old Grey Whistle Theft”

[Ted is attempting to place some bottles of wine in a bag without waking Jack. The bottles clink together. Jack wakes up.]

Father Jack

Drink!

Father Ted

No Father, it's just fizzy water.

Father Jack

Jacob's Creek chardonnay 1991!

Father Ted

You can tell just by the sound?

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