(curious about their new guest) Who is it Ted?
Now Dougal... don't over-react.
Fair enough.
(Ted takes a long drag on a cigarette to calm himself)
Right. (long pause). It's Father Stone.
(Dougal faints and falls to the floor)
Dougal, get up.
(gets up) Whoah Ted. No, not him!
It's him all right.
God almighty!
I know!
Why didn't you tell him not to come Ted? You said you would! You promised after the last time!
I tried but it's like trying to talk to a wall with a moustache!
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