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Father Ted · Season 1

Dermot Stone in “Entertaining Father Stone”

Dermot Stone

Terrible is the word, Father. I tell you Father terrible is too small a word, and you just look what you've done to your mother you lazy little bastard, you're useless! Now Father I'm sorry for him causing you all this trouble. God forgive me for saying this but wouldn't it have been better if he had been killed!

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