(Father Stone, Ted and Jack are in the living room. Nobody is talking)
Are you sure you won't have any tea Paul?
FSFather Stone
No, I'm fine.
(long pause)
Right. Would you like me to turn on the television?
FSFather Stone
No thanks. I'm fine.
Right
(another long pause)
Have you seen Father Shortall at all recently?
FSFather Stone
No.
I was thinking what would he be? Would he be eighty now?
FSFather Stone
I suppose so.
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