Will I put on the kettle?
Go on then.
...must be one of those ones that clicks off automatically.
Mmm...bit of steam there. Incidentally, did you bring any teabags?
...no.
Kettle's boiled there Ted.
Mmm.
Will I put more water in and turn it on again?
No... I liked it best the first time.
Maybe we could turn it on with no water at all, see what happens.
I don't think you should do that. It would just blow up. You'd be picking lumps of metal out of your face for a year. You'd have puffy fish lips bigger than your face.
Like Father Bigley.
Exactly like Father Bigley.
Maybe that's what happened to him!