Don't be the hero, John. Always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. That's my motto.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[seeing the wormhole weapon destroy the Scarran dreadnought] ...I have no prayer for that...
God, I love science fiction.
I got plenty of reasons.
Then give me the Letterman list.
Earth, dad, pizza, sex, cold beer, fast cars, sex, Aeryn, love.
I don't get out much, so I read.
Well, this little spaceman is going home. Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!
[Inside Crichton's mind, at his grave; his gravestone is engraved with "R.I.P. / Here lies / John Crichton / Human / Astronut / Natural born loser"]
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects, and to say farewell to our dear friend, Commander John Crichton... A schmuck. Muleheaded, reckless, and probably braindead before I met him. Alas, his death... is mine also.
[Inside Crichton's mind]
Even Kirk wouldn't stoop that low.
That was a television show, John. And, he made Priceline commercials.
It's filled with mystics and criminals!
Then it's just like here: you're a mystic, and we're criminals!
If you've got a deity you had better make your peace with it now, because I'm going to lead you to the other side real quick.
Was it easy to be a hero? Leave me behind?
You never think... you're gonna die. I didn't know.
I've heard... loved ones leave you in pieces... that little by little you start to forget things about them, but that's not true. You lose them...everything, instantly, and suddenly nothing can replace them. Nothing.
You were... faking?!
So that's what I'm doing. You don't have to come along. You don't have to like it. I just want you to know.
Moya and I are against this idea in totality. I'm sure Captain Crais is aware that Talyn resists also.
You don't know how far Scorpius is in his wormhole research. You don't know where he keeps it. You don't know anything. How are you going to stop him?
Guys, I don't see another option. Scorpius has the knowledge from my brain and I'm not going to let him shaft the universe with it.
[Aeryn rises, walks over and stands beside Crichton, followed a few moments later by Crais]
You're all gonna die.
Do you see that one, Pip, or are you just guessing? We choose our own path. This one is mine. I'm going to the Command Carrier. I'm going to stop Scorpius.
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