I’m a guy, I’ll probably be back in fifteen minutes.
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JJool
I feel like I had a spiritual enema.
JJool
Shoot him, you're the warrior, just shoot him now!
With what? My nose?
Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.
I may be small but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level.
Oh, you really do have three stomachs... and the smallest little heart I've ever seen.
God-like aliens. Boy, do I hate god-like aliens. I'll take a critter over a god-like alien any time...
Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?
I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning. I've been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets.
Girls, breasts, blue breasts, green breasts, I don't know. All I know is they spiked our drinks and took our money.
Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata.
JJack
My name is [undecipherable string of syllables in an alien language]. You can call me Jack.
Perfect. The half-blind leading the blind.
I mean... how far are you gonna take this? Is this the end, or are you gonna try and put all the toothpaste back in the tube?
JJack
I doubt that's possible.
But you're gonna give it the old college try, aren't you? You're gonna kill... me, Furlow, and Aeryn.
Furlow, is it always about the money?
Furlow: Is there anything else? I mean... how much sex can you have?
I don't know... I haven't maxed out yet.
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