I do not sit at the kiddie table. Now you either give me the big toys or you send me home.
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Damn, I gotta stop pointing guns at people.
I'm here, on a big stinkin' command carrier—Dick Tracy's freakin' neural bracelet linking me to Bram Stoker's nightmare. What more do you want from me?
Flying through wormholes ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy. It takes a little finesse.
Don't think I'm going to miss you, any of you. I'm not. Well, maybe a little bit.
[from a deleted scene where Aeryn and Crais say goodbye to eachother]
All the times that I have endangered your life. All the times that I have lied to you. Hurt you. Starting from the moment I declared you irreversibly contaminated.
Listen to me. That was the beginning of my life.
Revenge is a feast best served immediately.
Respect, my shiny, tiny hiney.
What does that taste like?
Yesterday.
Oh, well, nobody can compete with that. I am so much better dead.
I've almost cracked "Wormholes for Dummies".
[To Sikozu] So you Jacques Cousteau your way up stream to where they die.
[To the Grudeks] NOH! PAV'HOR! HERRUCH'T! [To Sikozu] You didn't get that one did you... 'cause it's Klingon! A show of force is the only thing that Klingons understand.
We're going to be really, really quiet so the Pirates of the Caribbean don't hear us, okay?
If you are sober or sane enough to understand, I suggest you aim that behind you. The creatures following me execute on sight. Now, what are you going to do for me?
[explaining his situation to Sikozu] Okay! Once upon a time I was happy here. A little on the lonely side - but that's okay 'cos at least Wynona only had to start cooking fires - you know - fire? Whoosh! Fire. Module's outta fuel so it's not goin' anywhere. So, I'm workin' like a mofo. And everything is fiiiiinally comin' together on these crates here - 'til you - SMASHED THROUGH - PISSING ME OFF - just - a little bit. So the only thing that I still had goin' for me - you just destroyed, lady! YEAH!
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