A cat?
Yeah, it's a pet.
Does he talk?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well. Merry Frelling Christmas.
Amen.
He's locked in a prison composed from his own nightmares. Killing him would have been a mercy. I'm not that enlightened.
Where's Aeryn, Aeryn?
[on Earth] It's a backwards planet full of superstitious, xenophobic morons. Nothing makes sense if they didn't think of it first and, even then, it's simplistic drivel. [to John] Beg pardon - how rude. Are you from there?
As stupid as you must think them, the Scarrans have managed to build one of the most extensive empires in the Galaxy in part - and I shall repeat this because it does not seem to sink in - by not advertising the location of their secret bases.
RWR. Wilson Monroe
Do we view an alien commingling of our gene pool as a favorable step towards integration into a larger community? Or as a threat?
ICIvan Chanderpaul
[a Buddhist] Well, one can only hope... that a union between those of Earth and elsewhere is possible. Such marriages will foster bonds of family and generate trust between disparate peoples.
EAEdith Anderson
[a psychologist] If you thought children of race-mixed parents took abuse at the hands of other children, wait until one is born with tentacles.
OCOlivia Crichton
Seriously now, what is the big deal? Firstly, I do not believe Aeryn's pregnant with John's baby, and secondly, if she was... [shrugs and smiles vacantly]
SSheriff
They were here. All of them. Ears. Tentacles. Cher.
RWR. Wilson Monroe
"Cher"?
[On Chiana talking to Bobby about sex]
ICIvan Chanderpaul
[laughing] Oh-ho! There is an innocence about her that is wonderfully contagious!
MVMervin Vosko
[a Catholic] Outrageous and disgusting. The boy is only thirteen. Is that what we want our youth exposed to?
OCOlivia Crichton
Oh puh-leeze. Don't make more out of that than is there. She was not coming on to Bobby.
AWAdrian Walker
[a xenobiologist] I'm not a psychologist, but that's rather innocent, hm? I mean you get more juice from Dawson's Creek.
You're lying. You're not telling me you know where Katratzi is.
I have had enough of you.
You have been nothing but lying from the moment you got on board this ship.
I do not know!
And I won't let Aeryn die. Katratzi!
It is not my provenance if she lives or dies.
Katratzi!
It is not my fault if she lives or dies.
Katratzi!
It is not my will if she lives or dies. Crichton, listen to yourself! Everything lives and everything dies, whether you wish it to or not, and you have to deal with it.
Whatcha doing?
Making rat poison.
Are you gonna kill a few?
On the contrary, the rats asked me to make this so they could kill some humans.
Are you in some kind of cult, like a witch or something?
Not at the moment.
Do religions hate each other where you come from?
Oh, good heavens no. Religions are grand lofty ideals. Religious followers, now that's another story.
Wars?
Unspeakable.
So we're not so different?
That's nothing to be proud of.
They don't like any of us.
[gently] You watch too much TV. [continuing to watch Monroe] Bet this son of a bitch wins an Emmy.
I don't care 'bout much. War. Death. Wormholes. I don't care about the things you care about. Peacekeepers rule the Scarrans. Scarrans rule the Peacekeepers. Put them together, put your ass in a cage. I care about one thing. One. God have mercy on my soul. I think I'm gonna need your help, Mr. Scarran half-breed, to get Aeryn back.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Farscape pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.