There's life out here, Dad. Weird, amazing, psychotic life. And death. In Technicolor. Hey, Dad, you know those rattlers in the stomach we talked about? Well, I've got them now.
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Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.
I'm Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you.
He claims to be a human from a planet called Erp.
JCJack Crichton
[before John's launch] Son, I can't help being who I am. Who I was.
It's not who you are, Dad: I love who you are. It's being son of who you are. [nervous chuckle] Look, I... can't be your kind of hero.
JCJack Crichton
No, you can't be. But each man gets a chance to be his own kind of hero. Your time will come, and when it does, watch out. Chances are it'll be the last thing you ever expected.
PRPress representative
[explaining theory behind Farscape One project] Ladies and gentlemen of the press, at 26:14 on the flight clock, we begin the major experiment of this shuttle mission. Commander John Crichton will pilot a craft of his own design in a dangerous attempt to use our planet's gravity as a speed booster, slingshotting him off into space at previously unrecorded speeds. If successful, the results are anticipated as the first concrete steps toward interstellar travel.
[seeing Moya for the first time] That's big. That's really big.
I found the manifest. We were scheduled for transfer to Terron-Ra.
That's a lifer's colony!
[surprised] Prisoner... you're escaped prisoners?
[solemnly] I will not be taken prisoner again.
[noticing Crichton] They brought you on board, didn't they? Don't worry, I'll protect you. I look after you now, you look after me later.
[after initial starburst] Pilot, does Moya know where we are?
PPilot
Yes, of course! We're someplace else. I'll... get back to you on the specifics.
[about an unusual aspect of Hynerian physiology] It's a perfectly natural bodily function. And it's odorless.
So your loyal subjects tell you!
You fart helium?
[to Crichton] A human? It will require some study. I will personally enjoy pulling you apart to see what you're made of.
[with pulse pistol, to Peacekeeper guards] Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light!
It's my duty, it's my breeding since birth. It's what I am.
You can be more.
It’s just like a VCR, except easier.
We can stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye. It’s a saying.
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