Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing like a bomb to sober me up, I’m fine.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Repent? We have less than an arn. I was a Dominar. It'd take me longer than that to repent.
"Yeah we need you D'Argo, we need you. Oh, and by the way would you mind putting your hands up against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks." You have got to be one dumb trasnik.
Commuter forecast on your travel day, storms expected just for you... [John notices Borlik is no longer in the capsule]
BBorlik
[up against the wall sounding pleased] I think I'll be able to share my purification. It took all my strength, but I was able to reconfig the magnetics and stick here. By the time you cut me down, the storm will be upon us. [resumes chanting]
[slowly walking away] You're too smart...
BBorlik
[still smiling but slightly confused] Where are you going?
Uh, you win, we lose. You-you outsmarted us...
BBorlik
[looks really pleased and relieved]
But that door you're stuck to? It's detachable.
BBorlik
[looking panicked] NO!
[nonchalantly] Yes...
BBorlik
NO, YOU LIE! No, you'll still be purified! [while John is rolling his hand] The Holy Gezma's punishment will be brought down upon you!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Pilot, I'm clear! Detach the door, and suck this bitch out!
PPilot
[maniacal laughter as he ejects Borlik into space to be struck by the storm]
Doesn't simply shooting them dead strike you as viable?
What friends? We were thrown together against our will and we're all just trying to make the best of it until we can get the chance to screw the others to get what we want.
Do you understand any of those words?
Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek. It's just the order that they're in.
If he masters wormhole technology, what do you think he'll use it for?
Faster delivery of pizzas.
Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack!
You are a very ungrateful and selfish woman. Please remain silent from now on.
Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D'Argo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you.
Why is it always the gentle ones who pay the price for everyone else's ambition? Hmm?
Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial; let's not kill each other.
JJool
You made me drink piss?
Burnt, battered, busted, ding-dong the pod is dead.
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