John Crichton, Astronaut, master of the universe.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Bitchin' man.
Bitchin'.
This will work, trust me. We just have to find a place to get our clothes off.
You ever hear of KFC?
AAkkor
KFC?
It is, to my knowledge, unique in the universe, and unique is always valuable. Now, we have managed to procure all eleven secret ingredients.
Insert it! Insert it! Insert it! Insert the rod, John!
You're really not my type!
Ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead.
Every time I think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me
He's here and... um, he blames me. He blames me for killing Scorpious. So I've been... I've been trying... trying to... uh...
Trying to what, John?!
CChrichton
D'Argo... kill me. D'Argo, please... kill me.
You’re going to take my memories and I’m going to talk gibberish? Why don’t you just take my mojo while you’re at it?
Aeryn, did I say or do anything to piss you off? I mean other than caving in the side of your head?
I can' feel ma tongue.
Whose faul' izzat?
Oh, fwell you.
PPilot
I am no higher or lower than I've ever been. My position is fixed.
Aeryn died so you could live John. She would want you to keep fighting.
Do not. Make me tongue you.
Whoa, where do they get these stories? Let’s set the facts straight. First off there was no raping, very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.
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