Eighty cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. I'll get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that I left on and everybody I know will be dead.
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That’s OK, it’s just a burden always being right.
Security is so tight that last night they burst into my room just as Chiana was... ah, screaming.
The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
What's the good news?
Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.
Rock, me, hard place.
Now, don't feel bad. It's not you; it's me. I don't like you.
[to statue John] Do you feel any pain?
No, but I'd really like to pick my nose.
[chuckling] He remains without a sense of humor. It's good to hear your voice, John.
Yours too. Hey can I say hi to Chiana?
[passes the speaker earpiece to her] Chiana.
You look great in bronze.
You look great in pink. Brings out your eyes.
[Chiana giggles]
How Batman was that!
Well there you go. Good guys win for once. And I have a child that I'll never know.
Oh no, no, no, no I don’t boogie.
Come out, come out wherever you are and see the young man that fell from the star.
FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?
No...
Well... then I can't arrest you!
My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is always time for beer.
I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque or credit card?
I'm Doctor Kaminsky.
Uh-huh. And, uh, you're a psychiatrist?
Mm-hmm.
I don't think so. On Earth, psychiatrists don't come in blue.
Do you have a problem with people of colour?
I have a contextual problem. You're an alien.
Yes, that's true. But I do have a Green Card.
Interesting. Are you or are you not blue?
Would it matter to you if I was?
Do you always answer a question with a question?
Does that bother you?
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