JRJar Rouin
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Have we sent the "don't shoot us, we're pathetic" transmission yet?
That was actually the first thing we tried.
Oh yes, I'm back too. Thanks for asking. Back to being me. Back to being ignored.
Well they say you have to walk a mile in someone's shoes to understand them.
Well I certainly know what you were doing when you were in my shoes, Crichton.
Gimme a break.
It's okay. It's okay, you know. You were in my shoes, I was in your pants...
By the goddess! What is this madness that has overtaken all of you?
AIAeryn [in John]
We'll explain later; just shoot us, Zhaan. Full power, and don't worry, we'll have the screen up.
Are you sure about this, Crichton?
RIRygel [in Aeryn]
Shoot the damn gun you blue-assed bitch!
JIJohn [in Aeryn]
Oh, come on, man! I'm... They're here. They're right here. They've been here for a couple of arns, and I just had to...
AIAeryn [in Rygel]
You are mentally damaged.
JIJohn [in Aeryn]
I'm a guy. A guy. Guys dream about this sort of thing.
AIAeryn [in Rygel]
I'll tell you one thing Crichton, if I find you've been dreaming anything else to my body I'll break your legs, even if they are mine.
RIRygel [in John]
[about peeing] Could you show me how to do this?
JIJohn [in Aeryn]
Oh my god... unzip.
RIRygel [in John]
Right!
JIJohn [in Aeryn]
Pull it out. Point it like a gun. And shoot.
RIRygel [in John]
Aimed the right way?
JIJohn [in Aeryn]
Yes, that's fine.
[Tak vomits violently]
RIRygel [in John]
Go on. Go on. Let it all out.
TTak
Excuse.
RIRygel [in John]
No, no, that's all right, we do that sort of thing all the time here on Moya. I just peed in the maintenance bay.
AIAeryn [in John]
She wants me?
JIJohn [in Rygel]
Yeah. Zhaan wants to hear it from you. She won't listen to Rygel.
RIRygel [in Aeryn]
I told you! You all say I'm paranoid, but it's true: no one ever frelling listens to me!
JIJohn [in Rygel]
Can it, furball.
RIRygel [in Aeryn]
Great! Now I'm getting yotz from my own body!
Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time.
By the yotz! Run, fight, surrender — pick one.
That's great. It's a whole world designed for your rutting instincts.
On my planet we don’t marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires.
Better wed than dead.
[Aeryn runs into Scarran representative Cargn in a hall.]
CCargn
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Yes, I've heard that about Scarrans.
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