[Peter finishes telling the story]
The end!
[the lights come back on and the Griffins cheer]
Wow, Dad, thanks for keeping us entertained! That was a great story!
Yeah, but didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago?
Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Chris. I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.
I don't know, Dad. I think a decent number of people watch it.
Oh, really? Define decent.
I think it's the highest rated show on Cartoon Network, and the Star Wars episode doubled that audience.
Well, yeah, but double ten people is like, twenty people, so what kind of numbers are we talking about here? Who knows?
Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a legitimate show, and they beat you to the punch.
Uh, I don't know about that, Chris. I mean, to me a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC, you know, one of the REAL networks.
[chuckles] I don't know about that, Dad.
And besides, what's up with that 15-minute run time? What is that? It's like 15 minutes of guys playing with "Star Wars" dolls. Oh, yay, yaaay! Tune me in for that.
Oh, so you do know the show?
I read part of a review online. I'm not a fan.
[angrily] You know, Dad, you're a real jerk!
[after Chris leaves, Peter sings the Star Wars theme, with the screen cutting to black afterwards]
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