Lacerta Legate quotes from Fallout

Lacerta Legate

Together we will reclaim the holy land they call Vegas. There, we'll build a palace worthy of our empire. Caesar's Palace.

Lacerta Legate

We were negotiating the rights to your prima noctis.

Lucy

Prima noctis? Okay, first of all, shame on you! That is awful! And secondly, prima noctis isn't even a Roman tradition! It's from the Middle Ages! They were just nasty people borrowing a Latin phrase. And as much as I want to respect your traditions, there is a line to all that, which I think we have found. And you should know you that I'm not even a virgin! And that's not including all the cousin stuff I did, which is at least a page or two on my resume! So it looks like we're out of options.

Lucy

This isn't Rome! This is America!

Lacerta Legate

Is it?

Lucy

Yeah, according to all the maps.

Lacerta

Maps drawn by the dead. All that remains of America is overwhelming evidence of its failure. Now if you'll excuse me, we have a war to win.

Lucy

You know, speaking as someone who's seen upward of fifteen movies, if you think everyone else is the bad guy, chances are you're the bad guy.

Lacerta

"Good" is not a meaningful vector in history. Only strength.