Bob quotes from Fallout

Cooper

All right, birthday boy. Let’s get a photo of you up here on Sugarfoot. [Hoists boy up on horse]

[To Bob] Why the hell is Cooper Howard working kids’ birthday parties?

Bob

[To Frank] What else? Alimony. [Chuckles]

What’d they say, Dad?

Cooper

That I’m lucky to have such a good helper like you.

Bob

[Motioning for a photo opportunity] Aw, Coop, Coop, Coop. Do your thumbs-up.

Cooper

Yeah, you know, given the state of everything, I’d prefer not to, if that’s all right.

Bob

Why not? It’s what you’re famous for.

Yeah. Drop it, Bob.

Cooper

We gotta... we got to get this rodeo on the road.

Cooper

I think that’s everything. [Sighs]

Why wouldn’t you do it? The thumbs-up.

Cooper

Oh, it’s, uh... that’s grown-up stuff. [Smacks lips] Well, back when I was in the Marines, they taught us that if they ever drop a really big bomb, told us to hold up your thumb just like this. And if the cloud is smaller than your thumb, well, you run for the hills.

And if it’s bigger than your thumb?

Cooper

They told us not to bother running.

Do you think it’s gonna happen?

Cooper

I certainly hope not. But us cowpokes, we take it as it comes, right?

Can I have a slice, Dad?

Cooper

You know what? Let me see if I can’t rustle you up a piece. All right, one piece of cake coming up for my favorite cowgirl.

Is it your thumb or mine?

Cooper

That’s smoke, Janey. It’s just a fire.

[To Bob going in cellar] Let us in with you.

Bob

No room. Back off. [Punches Frank in face]