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Played by Walton Goggins · 30 quotes · page 2 of 2

Cooper Howard

Played by Walton Goggins

Fallout · 165 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Fallout: in 30 of its 165 quotes
Most scenes with: Barb Howard (7), AI Robert House (6), Lee Moldaver (3)

Scenes with Cooper Howard 28

Don't get me wrong. I sympathize with the Pinko point of view. They have grievances with traditional institutions. Entirely justified, if you ask me.

Cooper Howard

I didn't ask you.

It's their solution to the problem. You back a body into a corner, they're liable to try anything. You back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time? Tsk. Everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time with a multitude of solutions? Messy-messy, eh?

Cooper Howard

I take it you're not a vet.

What gave me away?

Cooper Howard

Because a vet would know better than to talk politics when a man has his dick in his hand.

Glad you chose to do the right thing.

Cooper Howard

Is that what you call killing a man?

Check the coin return.

[Cooper finds a vial of liquid in the coin return]

If Robert House gets Cold Fusion, Vault-Tec gets the bombs. This is the only way to stop it.

Cooper Howard

Is this what I think it is?

You're a soldier. You've killed before.

Cooper Howard

In uniform.

Wearing a costume doesn't make it any better. I am giving you the opportunity to save countless lives in exchange for one. I think in this case, the ends justify the means.

Cooper Howard

People have been saying shit like that for years. I'll stop the exchange. I'll get your Cold Fusion back. But I'm not gonna kill a man to do it.

Cooper Howard

How long have you been pretending to be this guy?

FRFake Robert House

About ten years. [shrugs] It's a living.

Like yourself, Mister Howard, I am an apex competitor. We are the very best at what we do. And I what I do is, I know everything. I know who is making what technology, and I acquire that technology in the most lucrative moment in its span of functionality. This week I'm acquiring Cold Fusion from Vault-Tec.

Cooper Howard

From my wife.

Correct. It will allow me to stay alive indefinitely, in roboticized, non-biological form, and protect Las Vegas from the coming nuclear war.

Cooper Howard

Initiated by my wife.

Hmm. Unclear.

Cooper Howard; By Vault-Tec, then.

No. I doubt that, despite what we both heard in that meeting. Vault-Tec is a collision of bureaucrats. Your wife though? I don't know.

I routinely design and run mathematical paradigms based on global, political, and socioeconomic conditions in an effort to predict future events. And one spring morning, the data coalesced. And told me in no uncertain terms that the world would...well, end.

Cooper Howard

A calculator told you that?

The date of the end of the world may not interest you, Mister Howard. But the date that data coalesced might. April 14th, 2065. At 5:17 AM. Is that date of any interest to you?

Cooper Howard

[disturbed] That's my daughter's birthday.

That is vexingly curious, isn't it? More curious is that you were not meant to come to Las Vegas this weekend. Your wife Barbara was meant to come alone. The moment you bought your ticket to Las Vegas, the date the world was going to end jumped forward by one month.

Cooper Howard

You know, the person who wanted me to kill you, they think that you are gonna end things by selling Vault-Tec the weapons it needs.

No. No, the bombs will not be dropped by me or any of the idiots in that meeting. I believe there is another player at the table. The same unknown entity responsible for your demon in the snow.

Cooper Howard

Who?

I..I don't know. Like I said, Irksome. You see, I live my life by one simple maxim.

Cooper Howard

The House Always Wins, right?

And it does. I'm making sure of it by making use of every single piece of technology at my disposal. [genuinely frightened] But..but what if I'm not the House? What if someone else is?

Cooper Howard

What if you're just a fucking lunatic?

I'm a lunatic? I would encourage you to gaze inward, Mister Howard. To your small life. Spending your days pretending to be a cowboy, while your wife is making apocalyptic proposals at board meetings! And I'm building a missile system to defend this glorious city from what's coming! But from whom, Mister Howard?! From whom?!

[overwhelmed and horrified, Cooper flees]

Who ends the world Mister Howard? Is it you? What if it is you?! I don't think you're a cowboy at all! No! I think you're a killer! I think I know exactly who you are!

Cooper Howard

Last night, I was thinking about when I proposed to you. Catalina. We walked out to that romantic point. The rocks were all covered in seagull shit. I'll never forget the sound it made when I took a knee. You know the thing that I can't figure out? Were you a monster back then? Or did you become one later?

Excuse me?

Cooper Howard

War never changes. I know what you're planning to do, Barb.

I know more than you know. There are more than twelve thousand nuclear warheads...

Cooper Howard

I am not a board member, I am your husband, and I don't care about your fucking statistics.

Statistics? This is about Janey!

Cooper Howard

So for our daughter, you would kill millions of people?

Don't do that! Do not do that...

Cooper Howard

Billions of people! Other mothers just like you! Other daughters just like our daughter!

Wouldn't you? For Janey, wouldn't you?

This is not one of your movies with a happy ending. There is nothing we can do. If there was, I would have done it. I have tried to do it. This deal is going forward whether we like it or not. Please, look at me. I am your wife. You know me.

Cooper Howard

I don't. I don't know you, Barbara.

Where are you going?

Cooper Howard

To fucking do something.

Cooper Howard

I know you're a good person. And I know you're trying to do the right thing. I want to believe in people like you, that fight for all the right things, but you don't make it easy. I saw you at the VA meeting last week. Why can't good people like you learn to sell it better?

CDCongresswoman Diane Welch

I don't know. How's that worked in your experience?

Cooper Howard

They're delivering the most powerful technology in the world to the most powerful man in the world. Robert House wants the diode so he can live forever. And Vaul-Tec gets the bombs in exchange. And when they do that...

They'll be the only ones left. And that's what they want.

Cooper Howard

I know how's being transported. If I could deliver it to you, I'll need assurances. No offense, but...

No, I get it. I wouldn't give it to me either. But if it helps, two hours ago an unmarked government plane landed at McCarran Airport. The President of the United States is in Las Vegas. How would you feel about giving it directly to him?

Cooper Howard

You can get me a meeting with the President?

Yes.

Cooper Howard

That would work.

You give him the diode, and we can put an end to 25 years of Resource Wars tonight.

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