Growing up in Bed-Stuy, the worst thing my mother always said was that we'd better not bring home any babies. In fact, my mother was so paranoid, she didn't like anything in the house that even reminded her of a baby.
Boy, is that a baby?
No, that's a football.
Is that a baby?
No, it's a shoebox.
Is that a baby?
No, it's baby carrots!
I was so scared of bringing home babies, to this day, my mother hasn't seen my kids.
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