As a kid, I wasn't superstitous but; everybody in my family was. If my mother spilled salt, she would always tossed it over her shoulder for good luck.
Nooooooo! (Jumps in front of the salt for his popcorn and crashes)
That's 9 cent worth of salt.
Drew wouldn't walk under a ladder, no matter what.
Sonny, help me! I've fallen and I can't get up!
If you want me to help you, you gotta crawl from underneath this ladder first.
Tonya would believe that if she stepped on a crack, she would break my mother's back.
(Tonya steps on a crack and screams) NOOOOOOOOO!
(Moans after her back is broken in pain while eating her chocolate turtles)
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