You're supposed to get a hundred. You don't get a prize for doing well.
My father never rewarded good behavior.
Dad, I cleaned the tub.
You're supposed to clean the tub. It's your dirt ring.
Hey Dad, I fixed the heater.
You're supposed to fix the heater. You're the one who likes it warm.
Hey Dad, I slaughtered a pig.
You're supposed to slaughter a pig. You're the one who likes bacon.
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